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[12] Support the Troops!
High atop the Tall Tower of High Sorcery, Crysania finished her meditations with an Avatar of Dwayna. Before Dwayna left, she told a story to Crysania that had made her call off all Guild Battles for a while. Dwayna told a story of all the Gods together arguing over who’s troops were the best: Balthazar’s warriors, Lyssa’s Mesmers, Dwayna’s Monks and on down the list. After a little while Dhuum, Lord of the Underworld, piped in “If it makes you all feel better, I Support Everyone’s Troops.” The reaper’s grin ended that conversation.
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Episode #12
26 May 2010
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[13] Ignorance Can Be Offensive
The GvG Battle going on outside Quinhalla looked very poor. So Crysania descended from her Tall Tower of High Sorcery to go find out why. Balreth, who was administering a “Come To Grenth” meeting, with three loudmouthed henchmen, put the scolding on pause to see what turned HQuin6 so sour. One of the Henchman said “She’s so short, it should be called the Tiny Tower of…” It was at that moment the very energy in the air had changed. Crysania was obviously ready to force choke whoever said that. After a brief pause, Balreth exclaimed ”It. Was. The. Middle. One.” In an all too familiar tone. The middle one got it alright, but not very hard. Crysania was too busy trying not to giggle. Of course that made Balreth chuckle. The only people not chuckling were the two henchmen, with “I don’t get it” written all over their foreheads. Crysania choked them both, simultaneously, their struggling bodies dangling helplessly from the air, following her to the gate like some helpless ornament. Everyone in camp other than her had become interested to some level in just how powerful her force choke will be. “Knowing Quin Henchman?” The Loremaster thought. “Probably a lot more powerful than it is now.”
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Episode 13
28 May 2010
References: USArmy Lingo, Monty Python
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[14] Quinhalla Map
Click here to see the Original Quinhalla Map in all its Text-Based RPG Glory! [Coming Soon]
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Episode 14
2 Jun 2010
References: Text Based RPGs, Tempora Heroica
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[15] Can’t Deny the Hunger
[Setting: Henchmen Quarters Time: Off Duty – Henchman 1 is eating a bowl of noodles and watching some Canthan Adult Entertainment.]
Henchman 2: Awww…WTF man?
Henchman 1: What?
Henchman 2: Is that censored?
Henchman 1: Yeah, and?
Henchman 2: What are you, Ramen Catholic?
Henchman 1: What are you, hungry?
Henchman 2: Yeah, actually…
…and henchman 2 ate lunch with henchman 1
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Episode 15
15 Jun 2010
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