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[17] New Race Unveiled
Henchman 1: Dood! Did you hear?
Henchman 2:…hear what?
Henchman 1: A new race has been unveiled!
Henchman 4:Really?!
Henchman 3: …Centaur!
Henchman 1 shakes his head
Henchman 2: …Minotaur!
Henchman 1 shakes his head
Henchman 4: …elf?
Henchman 1: Ding! Elf!
Henchman 2 begins drooling
Henchman 2: dood sweet! I’m SO gonna be an Elf Ranger with a SUNDERING Longbow and-
Henchman 1: NOT that kind of Elf!
The group blinks in confusion
Henchman 1: The kind of elf that slaves in a factory all day making Nicholas’ gifts, the little helpers.
Henchman 4: Dood, that’s even worse than being a henchman.
They all sigh sadly, deflated.
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Episode 17
14 Jul 2010
Notes: The script format was solidified by this point.
References: Nicholas the Traveler.
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[18] Short Selling
Several Henchmen Initiates got caught for an H.I. Party at the Henchman Quarters when one gets an idea…
Henchman 1: Dood! I just got this great idea!
[awkward silence]
Henchman 1: No, Really! We can level to 20 really fast!
Henchman 3: Ok, I’ll bite, what’s this idea?
Henchman 1: Ok, so we borrow xp from someone who doesn’t need anymore
Henchman 2: How do we borrow-
Henchman 1: shut up
Henchman 1: When they go out and get more, we give their original XP back and keep the difference.
Henchman 2: How do we give-
Henchman 1: shut up
Henchman 1: We get XP for next to nothing!
Henchman 3: Short sell XP?
Henchman 2: Yeah…because the “Market Regulator” won’t forcechoke us for that.
Henchman 1: @#$% you both. I’ll go ask Balreth, he’ll give me XP.
Henchman 2: Yep. He’ll give you an experience alright.
Henchman 3: Yeah, “Snippy Snap”
Henchman 2: Highfive!
[Henchman 1 storms off defiantly]
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Episode 18
28 Jul 2010
Notes: Crysania has received a lot of strange names over the years.
References: USArmy Lingo, Wall Street
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