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Henchman 1: Dear mother of the five-
Henchman 2: three…wait…
Henchman 3: five gods, dumbass
Henchman 2 looks meek
Henchman 1: Can you hear Crysania yelling?
Impassioned yelling can be heard in the distance
Henchman 2: I would hate to be standing there looking down at her right now
Giggles from the Henchmen
Henchman 1: Damn she’s being downright brutal
Henchman 3: Yeah, I think she’s writing more chapters in the Gospel according to St. Bastard
Henchman 2: Can’t be worse than the Force-Choke Revelations.
The henchmen nod to themselves in approval
Henchmen 1-3: Glad it ain’t us!
[poof]
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Story #8
9 May 2010
Notes: [Poof] would be replaced with [Bamf] after the rise of the Beta Order.
References: Monty Python. Crysania is the shortest character anyone has ever seen, and the juxtaposition of her physical size to her stature within the guild and the battlefield is often humorous.
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