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Dandd grumbles angrily and puts his pen down.
‘Dafuq is all that noise’ Dandd wondered aloud.
Dandd left Wiki only to find empty bottles, open wrappers, and discarded shells all over the island.
There were too many for Dandd to clean up by himself, and so he stormed towards the Tower.
‘I’m going to kill Spike and THEN make him clean up this mess’ Dandd roared to himself as he approached the air vent. The noise from up above echoed loudly in the hollow gap between him and his target.
Dandd dropped a coin or two and flew up to Crysania’s floor, ready for battle.
Dandd yelled: Spike!!! I’m going to kill you!
Spike retorted: SSSHHHH!!!
Dandd was stunned.
Simon: Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a corpse in a car, minus a head, in a garage.
Dandd couldn’t believe his eyes.
Spike: I agree, we need to do it faster.
Dandd found the source of the noise, a drum kit made of what looks like tanglewood and naga skin and kappa shells. Banging away was a very animated Crysania. Spike was lovingly holding an axe…with strings. Simon had a different axe with strings. Dandd went to touch Spike’s axe when he got his hand slapped by Spike who then waved his finger at Dandd disapprovingly.
Dandd, quietly: you’re sober?!
Spike, grinning: Have been for a while.
Dandd: Then… All the…?
Spike, grinning from ear to ear, points at Crysania.
Dandd: Crysania?
Simon yells: NAME VIOLATION! PUNISHMENT: MURDERDEATHQUIN.
Crysania rips off her dragon mask and plays double bass, in increasing speeds.
Dandd, yelling over the drums: Simon?!
Simon yells: NAME VIOLATION! PUNISHMENT: MURDERDEATHQUIN.
Crysania begins sending shockwaves through the air around her. Her yelling of ‘Faster!’ gets more intense, as does the speed of the double bass.
Dandd takes a couple steps back, in caution from the aura in the room.
Crysania, furiously: I NEED MORE COWBELL!
Crysania erupts into Super Saiyan form and plays the double bass so fast, each hit is indistinguishable from the preceding one forming a constant stream of sound. Simon and Spike leap to their feet and play their guitars and all three head bang in unison to SuperSania’s yelling. The golden aura flowing from SuperSania ignites the wooden bass pedal, causing the hammer to fly through the skin of the drum and out the otherside. Dandd yelps helplessly as the tankard attached to his belt explodes into many pieces as the drum pedal hammer flies through it. The Band cheers, before Crysania loses her super-state and collapses.
The moment passes, and all three are lying on the floor panting noisily with masks back on.
Dandd stares in horror. He has seen SuperSania a couple times but never this wasted.
Dandd, having been yelled at twice already: Who are you?
Spike: We’re Murderdeathquin!
Crysania groans triumphantly.
Spike: That’s Dragosania, I’m Spikon, and that’s…well… Simon says Dragon.
Simon: Demented and sad, but kind of a big deal.
Dandd: …and what happened to Dragosania?
Spike: I don’t know, she mentioned something about being a God and then kinda, I don’t know, made me proud.
Dandd: Have you seen the amount of trash lying around?
Spike beams with pride.
Simon yells: Quin-ies never say die!
Crysania climbs back on the drum kit.
Dandd: I think I need to get you to lie down now.
Simon roars: Hey! Nobody @#$%s with the Sania!
Crysania smiles, under her mask: Genn’llmenn. YoooUUU caaaann’t fffiiiggghhhht ‘eeerrreee. Diiissssss sssss zzzhheee Wwaarrrrr rrrooooommmmm.
Crysania’s head falls back, followed by the rest of her.
Spike mutters: metal…
Dandd: Simon, come help me get her.
Simon looks indignant: I’m gonna punch you in the ovary stewardess, I speak jive.
Dandd looks at Simon blankly for a moment.
Everyone looks up to see Crysania take her mask off, walk to the edge of her tower and vomit off the side.
Crysania yells, cheerfully: Squirrel!
Spike bursts out laughing, Simon follows suit and Dandd just shakes his head and groans.
Crysania: Leehtss doo that denssse metahll dirr…dirrrr…duuhhh…
Dandd: Dirigible?
Crysania: YESSZS! Zzhattt oone!
Dandd sighs: Sometimes, you’re hopeless.
Simon pouts: Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things, and why didn’t somebody tell me my ass was so big?
Crysania and Spike fell over laughing as Simon continues to pout at Dandd.
Dandd: You know what? Screw you guys I’m going home.
The band waves, merrily.
Dandd: I’ll go visit Balreth and Grace. At least THEY have no part in this.
Spike runs over to Dandd, flailing about wildly.
Dandd, irritated: …what.
Spike whispers: They supplied us.
Dandd groans painfully: Fine, I’ll go visit the menagerie.
Spike grins from ear to ear.
Dandd sighs: What now?
Spike, smiling: She’ll supply us soon.
Dandd: Screw you. Home.
Simon: Go do that voodoo that you do so well, you scruffy looking nerf-herder!
Dandd: Hey! Who’s scruffy looking?
The band giggles as Dandd leaves.
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Episode 53
6 Jul 2011
Notes: Full references to be added soon.
References: Guild History
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