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Simon: No, Just because some moistened bint dropped a scythe at you, you can’t claim to wield supreme executive power.
Woman: Oh. I think you’re just jealous because I claimed it first.
Simon: I don’t think the princes would be happy with you claiming Vabbi.
Woman: Let them try to stop me.
Crysania gracefully flew up from below, executed a beautiful corkscrew flip and landed effortlessly.
The woman threw herself to Crysania’s nice, clean, stone floor and yelled: Oh! There’s some lovely filth.
Simon stares mesmerized at Crysania.
Crysania: Yeah, yeah, corkscrew flip and chaos gloves. I know. Who’s that?
Jeni flies up loudly, and after flailing around helplessly crashes to a painful landing. In the process, Jeni nearly falls out of her top, and makes Simon’s eyes nearly pop out of his head. The woman on the floor punches Simon in the back of the knee cap and growls loudly in his direction. Simon yells out in surprise before falling backwards onto the floor.
Jeni: Like, why can’t you have a ground level office like everyone else?
Crysania: gives me time to prepare my forcechoke, and hide the snacks.
Jeni: Like, I can understand the snacks part. This is like, the cool-kids spot now.
Crysania: So what can I do for you?
Jeni: Like, stop staring at my crotch, for one.
Crysania looks up: It’s either that or those chest hammers. I’m short.
Simon mutters: …yeah
Woman: What?! That’s it!
Simon yelps and dives down the exit, with the woman quickly behind.
Jeni: Like, weird. Anyway. His Eldness requests your presence.
Crysania nods: So what have you been up to?
Jeni: Like, I have been getting into modeling.
Crysania nods: I can understand why.
Jeni, who is mostly naked anyway: Like, ew! No way would I like, want other people staring at me.
Crysania suppresses a chuckle.
Jeni: I’m working on a Master Grade Margonite Sorcerer. The glowing parts are, like, SO COOL.
Crysania pretends to understand what she just said.
Crysania descends to the Wiki, to see what Dandd wants.
Crysania: You rang, your Eldness?
Dandd groans: Jeni tell you that?
Crysania grins.
Dandd: While You, Volusja, and Balreth were out: Rain and Spike wanted to let you know they will be unavailable for a bit.
Crysania: Oh?
Dandd: Yeah, they…um…Have different primary quests right now.
Crysania: Just spit it out.
Dandd: Well, Rain is hanging out at the Temple of Indecision.
Crysania: Rain…and Lalandra?
Dandd: Are you Surprised?
Crysania: Not Really. That whole thing started back in Quinhalla.
Dandd: …and Jora finally said yes.
Crysania leaps in excitement: Spike and Brickhouse?!
Dandd: At least for now. Who knows why Jora caved.
Crysania: Who cares?! Oh My Grenth, that is so – I’m so happy for Spike.
Jeni scoffs: I don’t see what’s so great about Jora. What does she have that I don’t?
Crysania: Spike, Bit(h.
Dandd laughs.
Dandd: Simon’s a bit distracted too.
Crysania: I noticed. Who is she?
Dandd: You ready for this?
Crysania: …sure.
Dandd: Her name is Aurora.
Crysania almost falls over laughing.
Jeni: I don’t get it.
Crysania: Hello? Simon Says Aurora? Too funny!
Dandd giggles too.
Crysania: So let’s see: Nyx Luvsbein Dead.
Dandd: Does she?
Crysania: Lawno?
Dandd nods approvingly.
Crysania: The Silverlock Clan and Clan Neveah have ties.
Dandd nods.
Crysania: Anchorwind and Corvousia.
Dandd nods again.
Crysania: Spike and the Norn.
Jeni, quietly: He is funny…
Crysania: and now Simon and Aurora. Where’s she from?
Dandd: We don’t really know. She says she was found as a baby in Aurora Glade, but Simon met her at the camp near Queen Droch.
Crysania: Did they succeed this time?
Dandd: Only in soiling their clothes.
Crysania: I feel kind of left out.
Dandd smiles: I think you’ll be ok.
Crysania: Well, thanks for the update, I think it’s time to check the Zaishen boards.
Dandd waves.
Crysania makes her way towards white base, when she finds Simon and Aurora cheering on their respective pets.
Crysania: Having fun?
Simon’s pet White Moa has a Red Moahawk, and is at a stalemate with a shorthaired Stalker.
Simon: Go Dukakis! Show that cat who is boss!
Aurora retorts: Go Snatch! Don’t bow down to that oversized rooster.
Crysania: You two really are a match made in the jungle.
Aurora: Except I’m not norn sized.
Simon: I never said anything!
Aurora yells: You looked!
Crysania: Even I looked. It’s hard not to, size of my head I think.
Aurora calms down: Oh…
Crysania: It’s ok. Just add a teaspoon of roar, and it’ll be ok.
Simon stares at Crysania: of roar? That was awesome.
Aurora: OH!!! Now SHE’S awesome, huh?
Simon: uh oh…
Crysania: Now You’ve done it, Simon. Firestorm and Meteor Showers coming down from the sky, rivers and seas deep freezing, 40 years of Paragon jokes. Earthquakes, Infernos. The minions rising from the ground, Henchmen sacrifice! Moas and Cats, living together, MASS QUINSTERIA!!!!
Aurora tries hard not to smile: This roar gives me enthusiasms?
Simon cheers: Aren’t we supposed to do the botched quotes?
Crysania: She does it too?
Aurora blushes.
Crysania: Oh no… What’s what? I agree. LONG SOLO periods of ecto farming DO sound like a good idea.
Aurora: Ah! The food in there should not be taken internally!
Simon: Please excuse her, she’s herself today.
Aurora: OH! …Go salute yourself.
Simon: I’m only paranoid because everyone is against me.
Crysania smiles from ear to ear and waves merrily.
Simon: Where are you going?
Crysania: To get a drink. I’d like a dry martini, Mr. Roar, a very dry martini. A very dry, arid, barren, desiccated, veritable dustbowl of a martini. I want a martini that could be declared a disaster area. I search for just such a martini.
Simon sniffles: Spike would be proud.
Crysania: Forward…Drink!
Crysania actually leaves this time, leaving Mr. Roar and Mrs. Aurora to squabble amongst themselves again.
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Episode 54
22 Jul 2011
Notes: Full references to be added soon.
References: Guild History
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