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[22] Unyielding Consciousness
[at the library]
Henchman 1: dood! Crysania’s STILL up in her tower!
Henchman 2: What is she doing up there?
Henchman 3: EVERYTHING! I have had night guard all week, Crysania does everything!
Henchman 2: So why doesn’t she just go to sleep?
Henchman 1: That’s the problem, she’s hexed.
Henchman 2: Hexed?
Henchman 1: Yep. An Elite Hex too. Called “Unyielding Consciousness”
Henchman 2: Can we help?
Henchman 3: Probably, but are YOU going to go near her?
Henchmen: Nope!
Poof!
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Episode 22
6 Sep 2010
Notes: This is before “Wiki” replaced library and “Bamf” replaced poof. Crysania still has unyielding consciousness issues.
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[23] Singing Officers
Crysania comes down from her tower singing “…but I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more…”
Henchman 1: …@#$%ing cartographers…
[pause]
Henchman 2: Why is she still sporting her Agent title?
Crysania: MORE MORE MORE!
Henchman 1: [ggrrroooaannnn]
Behind Crysania was The Chad, equally jubilant
The Chad: SHOUT SHOUT SHOUT AT THE DEVIL!
Henchman 1: [painful groan] paragons…
Behind The Chad was Nyx, bobbing and weaving herself
Nyx: One thing I miss is cold ethyl and her skeleton kiss…!
Henchman 1: [restrained scream] necromancers…
Behind Nyx was Balreth, Possibly loudest of them all!
Balreth: YOU’VE BEEN…THUNDERSTRUCK!
Henchman 1: Elementalists! [painful morbid scream]
Henchman 1 bashed his head off of the table
Henchman 1: Can I just get forcechoked now…please?
Crysania thought for a moment…
Crysania: I’ve got something to say, I choked a henchman today and it doesn’t matter much to me as long as he’s dead…
Henchman 1 got his wish.
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Episode 23
9 Sep 2010
Notes: Musical humor would become very popular.
References: The Proclaimers ‘500 Miles’ | Billy Idol ‘Rebel Yell’ | Motley Crue ‘Shout at the Devil’ | Alice Cooper ‘Cold Ethyl’ | AC/DC ‘Thunderstruck’
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