The Hoolequin

[37] The Cothic

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[at the MASH Camp main exit]
Henchman 4: Oh, don’t look now – here comes those Cothic henchmen.
Henchman 5: Yeah. @#$%ing Coths.
Henchman 6: They’re so Cothic it hurts.
Henchman 7: Scene Coths, ugh.
Henchman 1 stops the group: What’s your problem?
Henchman 4: As if you don’t already know, stupid Coth.
Henchman 2: We’re not idiots you know. COTH? As in Call Of The Hoolequin?
Henchman 3: Yeah, just because you don’t have a staff to blaze doesn’t mean you hate on the rest of us.
Henchmen 4-7 scoff uncomfortably, their shields and armor clanking off of one another.
Henchman 1: Whatever. Let’s go!
Henchman 2: For the Covenant!
Henchman 3: Quin or Quit!
The ‘Cothic’ Group leaves for patrol.
Henchman 4: @#$%ING COTHS!
Henchman 5: Did you count?
Henchman 6: Yeah…
Henchman 8: Group of 8, 7 staffs.
Henchman 9: They never pick me…
Henchman 7: Shut up, you’re E/Mo.
Henchman 4: Yeah, no one likes you.
Henchman 9 slumps: It’s true
Henchman 4: Wait… you have a STAFF!!!
Henchman 5: HE’S A COTH!
Henchman 6: Get ‘em!
Henchman 9 flees, with the melee henchman in pursuit, yelling about ‘@$%^ing Coths.’

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Episode 37

21 Dec 2010

Notes:  @#$%ing Coths!

References: Guild History
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